ACCESSIBILITY STATEMENT
Last Updated: June 2025
Flexibility isn’t just physical—it’s digital too.
At Mr. Himbo, we believe that everyone deserves access to joy, jorts, and the pageant of soft power, no matter how they navigate the web.
Our Commitment to Access
We are committed to making our website and digital experiences accessible to as many people as possible, including (but not limited to) people with:
Visual, auditory, motor, or cognitive disabilities
Assistive technologies such as screen readers or voice recognition software
Alternative input devices like switches, eye-tracking, or keyboard-only navigation
Strong opinions about typography and contrast ratios (we see you, designers)
What We’re Doing
We are actively working to ensure our site aligns with:
WCAG 2.1 AA standards (Web Content Accessibility Guidelines)
ARIA labeling and semantic HTML for screen readers
Responsive design for mobile and screen zoom users
Keyboard navigability for all interactive elements
We also regularly test for:
Color contrast (we love boldness, but not eye strain)
Link clarity and button focus states
Logical heading structures and form labeling
Accessibility Features You’ll Find Here
Alt text on all meaningful images (including Flex Jortman’s radiant poses)
Descriptive link text instead of vague “click here” nonsense
Text resizing compatibility for Zoomies™ (users with vision needs)
No autoplay audio or flashing effects that could cause seizures or migraines
Skip to content navigation links where applicable
Work in Progress
We know perfection is a journey—like building the ideal pair of performance jorts. If something’s not working for you, let us know and we’ll fix it.
Seriously. We care.
Contact Us About Accessibility
If you experience any barriers while using our site, or have suggestions to make it better, email us directly:
📧 hello@mrhimbo.com
📍 Subject Line: Accessibility Feedback
We’re here, we’re listening, and we’re always ready to adjust our straps.
Flex for Everyone
Accessibility is not a favor—it’s foundational.
Our crown shines brighter when everyone gets to be part of the Thirstocracy.
Thank you for helping us build a more fabulous, more accessible world.