TERMS OF USE

Last Updated: June 2025
Welcome to the Himboverse (but not legally, because we don't say that here). By accessing, using, or interacting with this site or any services under the Mr. Himbo brand—whether you’re flexing, flirting, or fabulous—you agree to the following Terms of Use.

1. WHO WE ARE

This website is operated by Golden Leash Productions LLC, the official producers of the Mr. Himbo Pageant, related merchandise, and community content (collectively, “the Thirstocracy”). Throughout these terms, “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to the folks behind the glitter curtain.

2. ACCEPTING THESE TERMS

By accessing this site, subscribing to our newsletter, purchasing merch, applying to the pageant, or sending us deeply charming messages, you agree to abide by these Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy, and any other official sparkle-drenched rules we may post.

If you do not agree to these terms, kindly close this tab and hydrate. We’ll be here when you’re ready.

3. ELIGIBILITY

To use our site or services, you must:

  • Be at least 13 years old (18+ for pageant participation or sponsorship).

  • Not be impersonating a Thirstocrat without our permission (you know who you are).

  • Have a functioning sense of joy and a respect for boundaries.

We reserve the right to deny or revoke access to anyone whose behavior gives non-consensual villain arc energy.

4. SHOP & PAYMENT

All transactions are processed securely through third-party platforms. We don’t store your credit card details, but we do store your shipping info, in case you order a jort shrine or shrine-worthy jorts.

Prices and products are subject to change. If your item arrives damaged, email us and we’ll make it right (we’re soft like that).

5. PAGEANT PARTICIPATION

Contestants agree to abide by the published guidelines, code of conduct, and local laws. All performances must be affirming, safe, and spicy—but not spicy enough to summon a cease and desist.

We reserve the right to:

  • Disqualify contestants for behavior unbecoming of a Himbo (e.g., being rude to bar staff, weaponized apathy, denying the power of glitter).

  • Modify rules at any time with notice.

6. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All logos, characters (including Flex Jortman), slogans, pageant elements, and visual branding are owned or licensed by Golden Leash Productions LLC.
Do not reproduce, redistribute, or remix without express permission—unless you’re doing transformative fan art with incredible vibes (and even then, maybe ask first).

7. COMMUNITY BEHAVIOR

By interacting with our site or social media channels, you agree to:

  • Be respectful to others (including queens, kings, they/them royalty, and everyone else).

  • Refrain from hate speech, spam, harassment, or aggressively boring comments.

  • Let people sparkle in peace.

Violations may result in bans, deletion, or gentle public spanking.

8. DISCLAIMERS

We do not guarantee:

  • That our site is free from bugs, unless you count social media trolls (and we try to sweep those up).

  • That wearing a Mr. Himbo thong will solve your problems (but we do hope it helps).

  • That every pun will land, though we do our best.

9. MODIFICATIONS TO TERMS

We may update these Terms from time to time, and you agree to be bound by the latest version when you access the site. We'll do our best to notify you of major changes, especially if they involve dramatic exits or sequins.

10. CONTACT

For questions, complaints, or fanmail:

Golden Leash Productions LLC
📧 hello@mrhimbo.com
🌐 www.mrhimbo.com

Flex responsibly. Sparkle consensually. Long live the Thirstocracy.